Annabel Kim ’07 worries about getting old and needing Botox.

I’m getting old and I’m going to graduate soon and then I’ll have to start thinking about graduate school and jobs and assisted-living communities and carpeting the front porch (to minimize the chance of fracturing my hip should I fall down) and look into getting Botox . . .

Much easier and cheaper to get come EphGuy to fall in love with you. He’ll spend the rest of his life looking at you as if you are 20, no Botox necessary.

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