I am glad to see that political activism is not dead at Williams.

Listen, we all know the country needs a change, and I think I have the answer. Under my new plan, things will finally start going somewhere. If you’re a girl and you’re interested, please reply saying how handsome you think I am. If you’re a boy, please reply pledging your allegiance to the New Fancy Explorers, promising that I can have your girlfriends. This process is called “voting.”

Perhaps this Matthew Rogers ’07 fellow is onto something . . .

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