Judging by the length and detail of the list of requirements that Luis Taboada ’02 has for prospective girlfriends, it is a very good thing that he is not anuptophobic. Most interesting is Taboada’s demand that candidate Mrs. Taboadas “appreciate the finer things . . . [including] linens”.

This is further proof, as if more were needed, of how out of touch I am with the younger generation of Ephmen. Linens? Who’d a thunk it?

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