John Phillips ’02 offers his thoughts, such as they are, on the differences between French and American women.

American women cannot dress properly. Do not contest it, just accept it. Colors, perfumes, make up. It’s not a date, it’s hanging out with a flower vending clown.

Courting a French woman is like boolean algebra. You have to say enough double entendres to progressively eliminate all possible alternate meanings.

There is a reason Phillips walked out of Williams single, and it isn’t his political leanings.

Print  •  Email