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Viva La Difference

John Phillips ’02 offers his thoughts, such as they are, on the differences between French and American women.

American women cannot dress properly. Do not contest it, just accept it. Colors, perfumes, make up. It’s not a date, it’s hanging out with a flower vending clown.

Courting a French woman is like boolean algebra. You have to say enough double entendres to progressively eliminate all possible alternate meanings.

There is a reason Phillips walked out of Williams single, and it isn’t his political leanings.

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#1 Comment By oh really? On August 21, 2005 @ 9:53 am

listening to john on women is like listening to g.w. bush on reading material.

#2 Comment By frank uible On August 21, 2005 @ 10:09 am

Perhaps I am a slow learner or haven’t been paying attention all these years, but as far as I am concerned, what Churchill said about Russia applies to females – and I don’t find that quality charming, endearing or challenging except as it currently appears in my granddaughters.

#3 Comment By Loweeel On August 21, 2005 @ 12:01 pm

Actually, he didn’t leave Williams single.

But if he did, it would be because he’s a smelly Frenchman.

#4 Comment By Aidan On August 21, 2005 @ 2:22 pm

there are, after all, only so many places you can go if you don’t value personal hygeine and like hairy pits…

#5 Comment By Anonymous On August 21, 2005 @ 2:59 pm

females will be an overwhelming preponderant power in Europe after the war and France should be built up as the main European defence against a potentially dangerous female species?

#6 Comment By Ronit On August 21, 2005 @ 3:00 pm

eh, last anon comment is by me, addressed to Frank. My browser forgot saved info.

#7 Comment By frank uible On August 21, 2005 @ 4:16 pm

Ronit: The Churchill quote I was thinking about was the one to the effect that Russia is a riddle wrapped in an enigma inside a mystery. As to France, it has shown in my lifetime that it is incapable of defending against anything anytime anywhere even BO.

#8 Comment By Loweeel On August 21, 2005 @ 7:21 pm

*LOL*

Frank, when I put up the quotes page again, that one about France defending itself will be on there.

#9 Comment By John On August 22, 2005 @ 1:06 am

Humor, David, humor.

#10 Comment By Anupama On August 22, 2005 @ 11:51 am

…and some people wonder why EphBlog is scorned?

What a rathole this place is!

#11 Comment By frank uible On August 30, 2005 @ 10:40 pm

To paraphrase GBS, “ratholes are where all the interesting people are found”.