Kamen Kozarev ’05 claims that:

It’s highly likely that the increased temperatures in the Gulf of Mexico as a result of the global warming give more power to the hurricanes.

There simply aren’t enough datapoints to see a trend? Let’s wait 50 years in order to be sure.

However, more study is needed to better understand the complex interaction between multibillion-dollar companies and the official US government position on global warming.

ACTION! NOW!

Dan Rooney ’06 and Ronit Bhattacharyya ’07 then mock him mercilessly.

ACTION! GET SOME! DO STUFF! GO PROTEST! BLOW SHIT UP! INCARCERATE A SEX OFFENDER TODAY!

I GO TO A SELECTIVE COLLEGE! I’M MOTIVATED! I’M INVOLVED! I’M NOT APATHETIC! I’M GOING TO CHANGE THE WORLD! I’M GOING TO RUN FOR COLLEGE COUNCIL! I’M A FUTURE LEADER! I NEED THINGS TO PUT ON MY RESUME WHEN I APPLY FOR A FELLOWSHIP!

HEH.

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