While “class toaster” may sound like a dining hall appliance, the event happened on Wednesday at the Mount Hope Dance, and someone got a video of it. Here is Walden Maurissaint ’07 as Class Toaster:

It shakes a lot at the beginning, but then it evens out; the important part is the audio anyway, so close your eyes if you get seasick. Before the video starts, Walden says that [his friend] convinced him to rip up his speech, so it starts with him ripping it up.

P.S. In Morty’s toast, Morty used the phrase “blow my wad.” People are still talking about it. (Something like, “I have to give you advice at the Champagne Brunch, so I’ll keep it short tonight; I don’t want to blow my wad.”)

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