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For Immediate Release

 

‘Rory’ Resigns as ephblog Prexy.

At a special board meeting held in Boston yesterday, Mr Rory tendered his resignation to board members, citing his desire for more time to pursue other personal and business interests.

Under the leadership of Mr Rory, ephblog has increased its base of ‘hits’ and references to and from the ephblog url such that tender offers to the blog have been made by Microsoft, google, and Jigglebabes-r-us. In this period of market upset, Mr Rory declined to enter into negotiations with the interested parties and set a course of editorial revitalization, circulation augmentation, and asset management to assure ephblog’s claim to independence.

Speaking for the board, publisher Mr David Kane thanked Mr Rory for his many contributions in both management and editorial insight and concluded “He has left his mark upon us in the same way that feral animals mark their territory and we are the better for it”.

The publisher also appointed Mr “99 Not Out” Ronit and Mr Rechtal Turgidley, Jr to serve on the board. Mr Turgidley, Jr has also been named as President. 

Both Mr Ronit and Mr Turgidley, Jr accepted their respective appointments.

 

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#1 Comment By Parent ’12 On September 26, 2008 @ 5:10 pm

Cheers [clinking glasses] to both the old & new board!

#2 Comment By Soph Mom On September 26, 2008 @ 7:47 pm

Ditto, and here, here!

Congratulations Rory…um…I mean …thanks Rory, for a job well done!

And might I add, ‘President Swart” has quite a nice ring to it!

(Ronit and others: It will be up to you to keep Pres Swart humble.)

;-)