blackmail
I have a story for you. We all do bad things and I am no exception. For years I have been using pixels for prurient purposes. It is part of the power that comes with the presidency of EphBlog. I meant no harm to my family or to my beloved and faithful mac PowerPC G4.

This morning I received a letter with proof of my pixel abuse. I won’t reveal the identity of the blackmailer except to tell you the demand was for a lifetime pass to Lords. Now that is a sticky wicket!

I have reported this extortion attempt to David who assures me that the proper steps will be taken. I am sorry to have betrayed the trust of EphBlog readers and I am embarrassed for myself, and I know the pixels involved are particularly embarrassed!

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