BALLOON HOAX

Town police are convinced that a group of seniors, disappointed by a recent Friday event, are sincere in their report. The seniors have supplied a photograph of the accidental inclusion of the college mascot in a weather balloon launch as a preparation for ‘Mountain Day’. “These quiet kids wouldn’t just make something like this up” said a spokesperson for the PD.

College officials are conducting an investigation of an unnamed DJ reportedly seen around the Physics Department at the time of the incident and alleged to be wearing earplugs and a decibel gauge as a disguise.

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