mooreFirst, this is the only picture of Professor Bernard Moore that I have been able to find. (He is on the left. Source is Williams Record.) A Williams faculty member suggested to me that Moore may have actually avoided having pictures of himself taken (e.g., here) because he was concerned that someone might recognize him and, thereby, discover his various frauds. Can anyone point to other photos?

Second, can we settle on a scandal name and graphic, as we did for Nigaleian, Mary Jane Hitler and Willy E. N-word? See this morning’s discussion. Leading suggestion (with two votes!) seems to be “Catch Moore If You Can.” (Hat tip to Batman.) (The graphics possibilities are fun.) Moore’s cyclist hobby might prove relevant. I wish that there were some way to incorporate his lousy teaching and suspect academic work, but there is only so much we can squeeze into a scandal name. Moore is, obviously, the Leonardo DiCaprio character in the movie poster. But who is chasing him? Ephraim Williams? EphBlog? A purple cow? Give us your suggestions in the comments.

Third, Jeff has produced the perfect scandal song, based on Mrs. Robinson.

And here’s to you, Mr. Bernard Moore
Williams loved you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
Falk bless you please, Mr. Bernard Moore
Williams held a place for those who stray
(Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey)

We failed to know a little bit about you for our files
Forgot to help us learn about yourself
Look around you, hardly any sympathetic eyes
Please depart the grounds and head back home

And here’s to you, Mr. Bernard Moore
Williams loved you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
Falk bless you please, Mr. Bernard Moore
Williams held a place for those who stray
(Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey)

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your bank with your false gains
It’s a little secret, just a faculty affair
Most of all, you’ve got to hide it from the kids

And here’s to you, Mr. Bernard Moore
Williams loved you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
Falk bless you please, Mr. Bernard Moore
Williams held a place for those who stray
(Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey)

Sitting in the Congress on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you’ve got to choose
Ev’ry way you look at it, you lose

Where have you gone, James McGregor Burns
A college turns it’s lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
What’s that you say, Mr. Bernard Moore
McGregor Burns has left and gone away
(Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey)

But, with his permission, I think that we could improve the lyrics a bit by incorporating some more specific references to his various Williams activities. The chorus and the last stanza are perfect.

UPDATE: I only just realized how much of a genius Jeff is! Mrs. Robinson is, of course, appeared in the soundtrack of The Graduate, which was based on the book by Charles Webb ’61. We can combine this song with the slogan by just having it as “Catch Mr. Bernard Moore.” Thoughts? Assignment for better lyrics goes to Seth Brown ’01 of Rising Pun.

Below the break is the full Record article on Moore from October 29, 2008. (The Record archives are busted, so this was retrieved from the Google cache.) The article meets the Record‘s usual high standards in terms of investigative reporting. (Read: My daughter’s middle school paper produces harder-hitting copy.)

Prof. transitions from Capitol Hill to classroom
By Charlotte Kiechel –
The political connections of Bernard Moore, guest lecturer in political science, are extensive.

Bernard Moore, visiting lecturer in the political science department, has an intense rivalry with Senator Barack Obama. But their competition doesn’t play out on Capitol Hill. Instead, it’s a spirited battle on the basketball court. Moore’s connection to the political elites in Washington D.C. does not end there. Along with the current Democratic presidential candidate, Senator John Kerry and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi are also Moore’s close friends and contacts. To say that Moore is well connected in the political community is definitely an understatement.

Moore was able to broaden this rolodex of political relationships after serving as a Congressional Fellow for the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation, where he met numerous representatives in the House and the Senate. “Congressman Danny Davis, Congresswoman Diane Watson and Senator Barack Obama were all mentors that I met through the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation,” he said.

Since meeting Obama, his relationship with him has only flourished. In addition to being a good friend and basketball buddy, “Senator Obama has been extremely influential for me,” Moore said. “In terms of public policy, he was an advisor and he was also involved in events that I organized on Capitol Hill.” And Moore certainly anticipates having the ear of the administration if the Democratic presidential candidate wins the presidential race. He even has connections to Senator Joe Biden, Democratic vice presidential nominee, who sponsored in the Senate a bill Moore authored.

Although Moore is happy with the progress made by Obama’s camp, he is not without his doubts. “I’m hoping that the election will reflect the current polls … but I’m also nervous because the popular vote doesn’t determine the president due to the Electoral College,” he said. “But the country needs to change and [Obama] has a good vision. He has a lot of support behind him, so hopefully there will be effective change.”

For Moore, politics have always been an integral aspect of his life. “I have always been interested in politics in a scholarly and academic manner … But after I earned my Masters [in political science], I became mostly interested in the practical side of political science and public policy.”

Moore pursued his passion for politics and got his start in community government while growing up in West Los Angeles. He didn’t become involved on the national level until much later in 2004. Despite getting a relatively late start in politics, within four years of serving as a Congressional Fellow for Congressman Danny Davis, Moore formed his own think tank, Second Chance for Social Justice.

“I started [the think tank] with various members of Congress as an advisory board with people who I had met through the Congressional Black Caucus. I was definitely motivated by issues regarding social justice,” he said.

In addition to his vast network of political colleagues, Moore is also considered an important player in the Washington scene. This past year, Moore wrote The Second Chance Act of 2007, which was passed by both the House and Senate and recently signed into law by President Bush. The bill was a result of Second Chance for Social Justice, whose main goal is to reevaluate the current federal prison system, specifically prison reentry, disenfranchisement, sentencing policies and overall criminal justice.

The list of causes that Moore has played a major role in seems to be endless. For years he has been raising awareness regarding the racial disparity in the U.S. by working on the National Minority Aid Council. Moore has also just finished an amendment to the federal prison code, advocating good behavior and work credits toward a sentence reduction. He has even put together an instrumental symposium for the reauthorization of the Voting Rights Act.

Always busy, Moore still finds time to fit in cycling, a pastime he has greatly enjoyed since moving to Williamstown this fall. Moore loves the fact that “during the week there is always something wonderful to do.”

However, the beauty of the Purple Valley has not stopped Moore from commuting between Washington D.C. and Williamstown since the start of the school year. As a result of Moore’s Capitol Hill connections, more and more critical players in U.S. politics are slowly trickling into the seclusion of Williamstown. Last Monday, Moore invited three federal judges to a roundtable discussing “Racial Disparities in the Criminal Justice System,” and even plans to bring Kerry as a guest speaker for one of his classes in November.

Moore is happy with the level of student political involvement and awareness. “I am very satisfied with my students and their engagement in the classroom. It’s actually very inspiring … It’s great because I often have students just coming by my office and having a talk with me about politics. I really enjoy [their excitement for political science].”

Because of his positive impressions of student interest in politics on campus, Moore is trying to reach out to the students and help place them in valuable internships by taking advantage of his rolodex. “I think internships and jobs on Capitol Hill are the best way for students to get more involved in politics,” Moore said.

The isolation that comes with living in rural Western Massachusetts often seems to cut students off from the outside world. However, with his impressive political background and connections, Moore is slowly expanding the Purple Bubble and bringing a greater sense of political awareness to campus.

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