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We need a campus forum about bad creative writing


For bonus points, guess the course, or at least the department.

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#1 Comment By Ronit On December 4, 2009 @ 2:17 pm

A few years ago, someone left threatening/creepy notes in student mailboxes for an Art project.

My money is on Computer Science this time. The note sounds like Java.

#2 Comment By PSCImajor On December 4, 2009 @ 7:34 pm

Exploring Creativity, no question.

#3 Comment By modesty prevails On December 4, 2009 @ 8:56 pm

I have found this scrap of paper beneath my milk bottles this am.
I shall stop drinking milk immediately!

I know the writer to have been educated at several famous Universitys in various disciplines including religion. He is, indeed, a man of the cloth and a Dean of a well-known Cathedral!

I shall stop reading and church-going immediately!

The scrap:

“I shall now therefore humbly propose my own thoughts, which I
hope will not be liable to the least objection.

“I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance
in London, that a young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year
old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether
stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it
will equally serve in a fricasie, or a ragoust.

“A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter.”

Question closely the Milkman and the horse he came in on!

#4 Comment By kthomas On December 6, 2009 @ 9:40 am

Further investigation has revealed that the document in question was a printout of ephBlog’s top ten flame wars.