CAMBRIDGE, Mass. USA, 17 September– After taking power in an forceful coup against President Richard Swart,  location and health currently unknown,   the EphBlog “Board” today claimed emergency powers and imposed significant prior restraints on speech relating to events that have come to be known as “the Moore Affair.”

UPDATE 18 September– A message purporting to be from President Swart was recently smuggled from EB headquarters,  indicating that Swart has been held captive and fed a diet of only EB propaganda and wolpertinger feathers for the past six months.  Rumors indicate that members of the Blogaganah plan a rescue attempt.   The message itself has self-destructed.

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