downloadIndeed! Another song in that Peter Britton ’56 particular style. This one an ode to Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Scott Pruitt, who seems to have no regard for anyone’s environment except his own.

 

It is a pleasure to be able to post the work of an old classmate. And let’s face it … all my classmates are old. The words are by Peter, the music by Nashvilles’ own Tim Lorch, and the back-up band is according to Peter, ” one Polish gypsy on violin, a studio musician on bass, and a blind Iowa farm boy on piano, guitar, accordion and sax”.

The words are beneath the fold if you want to sing along.

T-RUMP & TOADIES
INTRO
FOLKS IN THE KNOW SAID, PRUITT, DON’T DO IT
PRUITT SAY, NATURE? WE GOTTA SCREW IT;.
       AND MOSES OPINiON?
       WE GOT DOMINION
SO PARIS FAILS, COAL BURNS—AND PRUITT DID DO IT
1.
PRUITT’S ACCUSED FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS
HIS CRIMES ARE ENVIRONMENTAL TREASONS
       FROM COAL’S REDUX
       MORE CO2 INNFLUX
FROM THIS MAN OF OBSESSIVE DISPLEASINS
2.
DOES ZINKE THINK HE’S STILL A TOP SEAL
GUARDING US ALL WITH ELITE SEAL ZEAL
       HIS OCS PLOY
       IS DONALD’S BIG TOY:
CREATING OUTRAGE TO HIDE HIS NEXT DEAL
3.
WHAT COULD BEARS EARS TO ENERGY BE?
IS OCS REALLY PART OF THE SEA?
       IN CASE YOU’RE CONFUSED
       AGHAST OR BEMUSED
BLAME TRUMP, ON A MORE BERSERKER SPREE
4.
MAY HE WAKE UP TO COCONUT CRABS
STRADDLING HIS JOHNSON, FLENSING HIS FLABS
       SNAPPING AT FINGERS,
       CHEWING ON TOES
AMBUSING OUTBURSTS WITH PEACE UP FOR GRABS   
5.
HAYSTACKS CALHOUN AND GORILLA MONSOON
WERE SWEET COMPARED TO OUR PRESIDENT GOON
       THEY KNeW THEIR JOBS WELL
       TRUMP FOLLOWS HELL’S BELL
A BABOON MAROONED IN D.C.’S TYPHOON
6.  
TRUMP IS KNOWN FOR HIS AUDACITY
AND HIS TUB-THUMPING MAD-DOG MENDACITY;
       DID WE LOSE OUR MINDS
       OR JUST GO STONE BLIND?
AND HIS WORST TRAIT IS SNEAKY SALACITY
7.
IN A WORLD UNABASHEDLY JUST
TRUMP WOULD SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST
       BUT AS THIS WORLD IS
       ALL SIZZLE AND FIZZ
HIS COMBUST IS MORE ILLEGIT LUST
8.
PLEASE PLEASSE PLEASE BOBBY THREE STICKS MUELLER
WAIT ANY LONGER AND YOUR SHINE GETS DULLER
       THIS MAN IS A BRUTE
       AND COMEY’S ASTUTE—
QUASH THIS BUMBLING HORNDOG CURB CRULLER

OUTRO

OUR BRILLIANT WORLD DESERVES NOT THIS SCATTERBRAINED EGO?
(c) 2018 Peter Britton
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